December 2009
57 posts
Another Day In Paradise - Copeland
Writing a poem is like seeing shapes in a cloud;...
(via poeticheartache)
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy)
100 Amazing Things You Never Knew About Your Body
somethingintellectual:
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Unusual Facts
You’ll probably wonder why you never heard these cool facts in biology class before. From hangover cures to exploding head syndrome, these tidbits are must-knows.
Every person has a unique tongue print:…just like our fingers!
Eating fruits and vegetables may help the human body make its own aspirin: People who intake benzoic acid, a natural...
When Albert Einstein died, his final words died...
somethingintellectual:
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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
somethingintellectual:
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield...
10 things your parents never told you about...
likeneelyohara:
1. everyone is a resource, steal knowledge whenever possible. 2. manipulation is not only an art form but an essential and invaluable life skill. practice helps you understand the human perspective. 3. experience as much as possible. you never know if you’ll like a finger in your ass until you try. 4. never finish your food. cleaning your plate is how your parents programmed you...
The fact that you cannot kiss your elbow is enough...
472239364:
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The Exam
penguinprostitution:
fuckyeahmath:
The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final.
Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn’t very well liked. He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how much time was remaining before the end of a test, a real charmer....
“Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is another...”
– Vanilla Sky (via bimbot) (via 472239364)
“When we first talked to each other
I knew we would always be friends.
Our...”
– Rachel Ellis (via kidlovesdoodles) (via shutup-andkissme)
“Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we...”
– Cullen Hightower (via somethingintellectual)
Scents.
happythings:
inkless-pen:
They say one’s memory for scents is the strongest - a whiff of apple pie brings you back to a ten year old’s Christmas in PA, the odor of acetone bringing you back to your first girly sleepover, the trace of a familiar cologne on an unfamiliar neck bringing you instantly back to a time much simpler and too perfect to be forgotten.
“Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see...”
– Natalie Portman (via thechocolatebrigade) (via littlehellion)
